The giants point of view from Jack and the bean stalk

                Giant Point of view

I'm sure you've all heard the story, about the Jack and the Beanstalk right. Anyway whoever wrote it got it all wrong. That is not how it goes at all. Here is how the real story goes.

Well once upon there lived me and my beautiful wife. We had all we ever wanted. One day when I was doing something useful, I saw a beanstalk pop up between the clouds. Climbing up the beanstalk was Jack, the small boy from down below. I recognized him because many times before, I would look down through the clouds and imagine that he was my friend. I'm sure that you could imagine that right ? Well I think the little boy wanted to explore my homeland. A few minutes later I heard a knock on my door. I knew that was him knocking on my door. So my wife opened the door to him. I heard him say Please can you give me some food. And then my wife said to him here is a mug of milk and a loaf of bread with cheese on top. So then I decided to walk down to the kitchen to see if my food was ready. I think she heard me coming down ? and then I heard her say to him hide in this oven because my husband's coming.  So then I said

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
 I smell the blood of an Englishman
 If he is alive or if he is dead.
 I’ll have his bones on my bread.

So then when I got there my wife just said to me that it was just my 20 pork chops that she cooked for me but I knew she was lying so I forgive her for that. So then after I finished my food I called my wife to come and bring me my harp. Well the beautiful music was playing I fell into deep sleep. When I woke up I found that my harp was gone I was so angry but I think I knew who stole ,I think it was Jack, that nasty little twit I can’t believe he broke our friendship (well we weren't actually real friends).

I saw a beanstalk pop up again between the clouds. Climbing up the beanstalk was Jack, the small boy that stole my harp from down below. Well I think the little boy wanted to steal my stuff again. A few minutes later I heard a knock on my door. I knew that was Jack knocking on my door. So my wife opened the door to him. I heard him say Please can you give me some food again. And then my wife said to him here is a mug of milk and and loaf of bread with cheese on top. So then I decided to walk down to the kitchen to see if my food was ready. I think she heard me coming down then. I heard her say to him hide in this small oven. So then I said

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman
 If he's alive or if he’s dead
 I’ll have his bones on my bread.

So then when I got there my wife just said to me that it was just my 20 pork chops that she cooked for me. But I knew she was lying so I forgive her for lying to me again. So then after I finished my food I called my wife to come and bring me my chicken to lay its beautiful egg after a while I fell into deep sleep. When I woke up I found my chicken gone. A few seconds later I found Jack running with my chicken I was trying to run after him. but when I got down to the beanstalk I suddenly got trapped inside the beanstalk by Jack. And then I lived sadly ever after. Well Jack was living happily ever after. THE END